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Star Wars character meme! (Ganked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jedi_em.)
Randomly list 12 of your favourite Star Wars characters, and then answer the questions.
01. Boba Fett
02. Mace Windu
03. Mara Jade
04. Luke Skywalker
05. Goran Beviin
06. R2-D2
07. Padme Amidala
08. Qui-Gon Jinn
09. Leia Organa
10. Shmi Skywalker
11. Lando Calrissian
12. Han Solo
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
R2-D2/Lando Calrissian? No, can't say I have.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luke Skywalker: my first crush. The fact that I saw RotJ first probably has a lot to do with that; in the black outfit, he's definitely hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Han Solo/Qui-Gon Jinn: I'd ... suspect time travel? *boggles*
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Leia Organa: Definitely. Some for being excellent, some ... not so much.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mace Windu/R2-D2. Signs point to NO.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Goran Beviin/Leia Organa or Goran Beviin/Shmi Skywaker. Hmm ... considering that he's been happily married to another dude for something like twenty years, probably neither, but at least pairing him with Leia doesn't require warping the time-stream.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Padme Amidala walking in on Mace Windu/Han Solo. Considering that at the latest possibe time for this Han would be about FIVE YEARS OLD? It would not end well for Mace, methinks.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Mara Jade/Shmi Skywalker. (In other words: figuring out how to get someone back in time to have hot lesbian sexxors with her grandmother-in-law.) In the first year or so after the death of the Emperor, Mara has the idea that she can go back in time and kill Luke Skywalker before he has a chance to grow up and join the Rebellion. However, she overshoots her temporal destination, and finds herself wandering around on Tattooine twenty-four years or so before Luke's birth. There she meets and falls in love with a young slave woman named Shmi Skywalker. She knows that she should kill her, but she can't make herself do it. So they have one night together, before Mara has to return to her own time. Nine months later, Shmi gives birth to Anakin.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Boba Fett/Qui-Gon Jinn: No. Just ... no.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Padme Amidala/Han Solo: *boggles* Though I suppose if you magically transmute the / to a &, you could write a story about the Senator finding and rescuing an urchin boy and nursing him back to health, not realizing, of course, that that same boy is one day going to marry her daughter. Call it ... "The Kindness of Strange Senators".
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Luke Skywalker/Boba Fett. This could only be crack!fic.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Mara Jade? I'm sure somebody on there does, at least occasionally.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lando Calrissian: Haven't seen any.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mace Windu/Luke Skywalker/Goran Beviin. Maybe on a dare?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Shmi Skywalker: "Oh, Qui-Gon!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Qui-Gon Jinn: The song that immediately leaps to mind is "Against the Wind" by Bob Seger.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Boba Fett/R2-D2/Han Solo: Warning: Abandon Logic All Who Enter Here!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Shmi Skywalker/Mace Windu: "Perhaps we can get together some time and compare notes on Qui-Gon?"
jedi_em.)Randomly list 12 of your favourite Star Wars characters, and then answer the questions.
01. Boba Fett
02. Mace Windu
03. Mara Jade
04. Luke Skywalker
05. Goran Beviin
06. R2-D2
07. Padme Amidala
08. Qui-Gon Jinn
09. Leia Organa
10. Shmi Skywalker
11. Lando Calrissian
12. Han Solo
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
R2-D2/Lando Calrissian? No, can't say I have.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luke Skywalker: my first crush. The fact that I saw RotJ first probably has a lot to do with that; in the black outfit, he's definitely hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Han Solo/Qui-Gon Jinn: I'd ... suspect time travel? *boggles*
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Leia Organa: Definitely. Some for being excellent, some ... not so much.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mace Windu/R2-D2. Signs point to NO.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Goran Beviin/Leia Organa or Goran Beviin/Shmi Skywaker. Hmm ... considering that he's been happily married to another dude for something like twenty years, probably neither, but at least pairing him with Leia doesn't require warping the time-stream.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Padme Amidala walking in on Mace Windu/Han Solo. Considering that at the latest possibe time for this Han would be about FIVE YEARS OLD? It would not end well for Mace, methinks.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Mara Jade/Shmi Skywalker. (In other words: figuring out how to get someone back in time to have hot lesbian sexxors with her grandmother-in-law.) In the first year or so after the death of the Emperor, Mara has the idea that she can go back in time and kill Luke Skywalker before he has a chance to grow up and join the Rebellion. However, she overshoots her temporal destination, and finds herself wandering around on Tattooine twenty-four years or so before Luke's birth. There she meets and falls in love with a young slave woman named Shmi Skywalker. She knows that she should kill her, but she can't make herself do it. So they have one night together, before Mara has to return to her own time. Nine months later, Shmi gives birth to Anakin.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Boba Fett/Qui-Gon Jinn: No. Just ... no.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Padme Amidala/Han Solo: *boggles* Though I suppose if you magically transmute the / to a &, you could write a story about the Senator finding and rescuing an urchin boy and nursing him back to health, not realizing, of course, that that same boy is one day going to marry her daughter. Call it ... "The Kindness of Strange Senators".
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Luke Skywalker/Boba Fett. This could only be crack!fic.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Mara Jade? I'm sure somebody on there does, at least occasionally.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lando Calrissian: Haven't seen any.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mace Windu/Luke Skywalker/Goran Beviin. Maybe on a dare?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Shmi Skywalker: "Oh, Qui-Gon!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Qui-Gon Jinn: The song that immediately leaps to mind is "Against the Wind" by Bob Seger.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Boba Fett/R2-D2/Han Solo: Warning: Abandon Logic All Who Enter Here!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Shmi Skywalker/Mace Windu: "Perhaps we can get together some time and compare notes on Qui-Gon?"
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And I find your idea for #8 actually pretty compelling! :D