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So I fell asleep on the couch today -- first decent sleep I've gotten in days, thanks to the coughing -- when I'm woken by a frantic pounding on my door, and my grandmother screaming my name.  Get up, scramble to answer.

It's dinner time.

"I called you three or four times on your phone, I went out in the alley to call you, you didn't hear me at all?"

"No."

"Well!  You must have been sound asleep!"

*headdesk*