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were_lemur"Hey, Jamie, did you know that May is National Masturbation Month?"
Jamie Hyneman looked over at his partner-in-destruction. "And?"
"There's gotta be about a zillion different myths about masturbation. You'll get blind, you'll grow hair on your palms -- " Adam was practically bouncing with enthusiasm.
"Yeah, so?"
"We're the Mythbusters. It's more than what we do, it's what we are! It's not just a job, it's an adventure!"
"Actually, I think that's the Navy," Jamie pointed out.
"My point stands -- "
"I didn't want to know that."
There was a pause, as Adam visually rewound and replayed what he'd just said. When he'd stopped cracking up, he took a deep breath. "My point remains; there are all these myths about masturbation, and nobody's actually tested them."
"I hate to disappoint you," Jamie said, "But the network would never go for it."
Jamie Hyneman looked over at his partner-in-destruction. "And?"
"There's gotta be about a zillion different myths about masturbation. You'll get blind, you'll grow hair on your palms -- " Adam was practically bouncing with enthusiasm.
"Yeah, so?"
"We're the Mythbusters. It's more than what we do, it's what we are! It's not just a job, it's an adventure!"
"Actually, I think that's the Navy," Jamie pointed out.
"My point stands -- "
"I didn't want to know that."
There was a pause, as Adam visually rewound and replayed what he'd just said. When he'd stopped cracking up, he took a deep breath. "My point remains; there are all these myths about masturbation, and nobody's actually tested them."
"I hate to disappoint you," Jamie said, "But the network would never go for it."
