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Warning: Underage. There's a reason Dean Winchester likes take-charge brunettes.

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Supernatural, PG-13 ~650 words, Sam notices a pattern, Dean points out the exception.

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Supernatural, PG-13, Dean Winchester (with an unwanted guest appearance by Sammy Winchester). Going through puberty while sharing a motel room with your brother sucks.

Warning: Underage Dean is 14.

When Dean wakes up he has to piss, but he's hard as a rock, as usual, and he's learned in the past few months that the only way to relieve the situation is to jerk off. Usually, he'd take care of himself under the covers, fast and quiet, but Sammy is awake already, sitting cross-legged on the bed, watching cartoons.

He grabs the bottle of lotion he's learned to keep by the bed and shuffles, hunched-over, to the bathroom. Double-checks that the door is locked, and decides against the ice-cold toilet seat. He leans back against the sink, closes his eyes, and thinks of Tia Carrere.

He's just three strokes in when there's a knock on the door. "Are you done yet?"

"No, Sammy!" His voice cracks with the effort of not actually shouting.

"Cuz I have to pee!"

So do I, and I can't until I finish jerking off, so leave me alone!

"Just a couple minutes!" he shouts instead.

"But I have to peeeeee!"

He considers telling Sammy to use the kitchen sink, but that would be gross. "Be out soon!"

"Okay," Sammy mumbles through the door, but Dean can still see the reflection of Sammy's feet in the linoleum, he's standing outside the door, and Dean can't just jerk off with his little brother right there.

"Go away!" He's reduced to begging, now.

"Why are you being such a jerk all of a sudden?"

"You'll understand in about four years, now please please leave me alone."

He loves his little brother, really he does, but in the long moment before Sam retreats, he wants to strangle him a little bit, too.

Finally, he's alone with himself and it never takes long. Less than a minute later, he's cleaning himself up with a handful of cheap motel toilet paper, and then he's finally able to take a whiz and surrender the bathroom to Sammy, who glares at him as he hustles past.

He flops face-down on the bed, and notices as he does the telltale tingle in his groin.

Puberty, he thinks, is not for sissies.
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Hard Job

Dresden Files, Harry Dresden, teen and up, not mine. Harry's been hit by a spell. CRACK!

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Alone in the Wilds

Lord of the Rings, Aragorn(Arwen), mature, not mine. Aragorn misses Arwen.

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Mutual

Doctor Who, First Doctor/Second Doctor/Third Doctor/Fourth Doctor/Fifth Doctor/Sixth Doctor/Seventh Doctor/Eighth Doctor/Ninth Doctor/Tenth Doctor/Eleventh Doctor, mature, not mine. How NOT to cause a paradox. CRACK!

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Busting Loose

Doctor Who, female!Doctor, teen and up, not mine. The Doctor gains new respect for his female companions.

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Doctor Who, Simm!Master, adult, not mine. Held prisoner in the TARDIS, the Master comes up with a new way to mess with the Doctor.

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Lucky?

Star Wars, Mace Windu, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, teen and up, not mine. Crack. Just crack. I can't explain it any better than that.

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A Scotsman, Clad in Kilt

Doctor Who, Second Doctor/Jamie McCrimmon, teen and up, not mine. Pure crack. Should under no circumstances be taken seriously by anyone.

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The Ties That Bind

Hellboy II: the Golden Army, Princess Nuala, Prince Nuada, adult, not mine. The bond between them means that they share both pain and pleasure.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: consent issues and incestuous implications.

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Spindrift Dreams

Seanan McGuire's October Daye Mysteries, the Luideag, adult, not mine. Even the oldest of the fae are not immune to the desires of flesh.

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Angel the Series, Spike and Illyria, teen and up, not mine. Illyria isn't happy about certain aspects of her new body.

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Competitive Spirit

Classic Trek, Nyota Uhura/Hikaru Sulu/Pavel Chekov, adult, not mine. Mistress Uhura has a challenge for her boys.

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Holding On For a Hero

Avengers, Phil Coulson(Steve Rogers), teen and up, not mine. Teenage!Coulson has a crush on Captain America.

TRIGGER WARNING: mention of bullying.

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Synthesis

Doctor Who, auton!Rory Williams, teen and up, not mine. What do you THINK he was doing, all those years guarding the Pandorica?

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Cocky Boys

Goldeneye, James Bond/Alec Trevelyan, adult, not mine. Just a random PWP.

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Long Distance Love

Robotech, Lisa Hayes/Rick Hunter, teen and up, not mine. What it says on the tin.

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Enforced Relaxation

Doctor Who, Tegan Jovanka/Nyssa of Traken, teen and up, not mine. Tegan takes being the coordinator very seriously, especially when it comes to Nyssa.

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Feeling the Lack

Pirates of the Caribbean, James Norrington, teen and up, not mine. Going through puberty is rough, especially on a sailing ship.

TRIGGER WARNING: an underage boy getting familiar with his hand.

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Doing It Herself

Leverage, Parker, adult, not mine. Parker is very self-reliant.

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Caged Beast

Doctor Who, River Song, teen and up, not mine. The Stormcage is incredibly boring. River copes.

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Robotech, Claudia Grant(Roy Fokker), teen and up, not mine. After Roy's death, Claudia doesn't want anyone else.

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Game of Thrones, Ned and Robert, teen and up, not mine. During long nights, they have to entertain themselves.

WARNING: teenage boys

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Blocked

James Bond, teen and up, not mine. Even James Bond can't win them all.

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Out of Batteries

Firefly, Kaylee, teen and up, not mine. Kaylee loves her ship.

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Needs

Doctor Who, Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master, teen and up, not mine. Losing his drums has caused the Master's personality to collapse, but he still has needs.

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Doctor Who, Ainley!Master(Fifth Doctor), adult, not mine. The Doctor foils the Master's plan in a completely unexpected way.

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Doctor Who, Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master, adult, not mine. In which the Master is a selfish lover.

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Sherlock, Sherlock/John, adult, not mine. Sherlock is bored, until John comes through the door.

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