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[were_lemur]

This fic is rated: PG for implied offscreen violence
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Characters: Jack Sparrow, ofc
Summary: post-AWE(ish), Jack sees a chance to reacquire the Pearl
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note: I've been avoiding writing this one for weeks, for reasons that will become obvious -- but the punchline!bunny wouldn't let me rest until I wrote it.
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic
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Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!

"And you, miss?" the chaplain asked. "Petty theft?"

She raised her chin. "An accident of birth," she said. "My father happens to be the Pirate Lord of the Caspian sea, and it seems I must pay the penalty."

The chaplain tut-tutted. "There's no reason to add lying to the burden on your soul, miss," he said, and moved on to the occupant of the next cell.

There was a loud clanging, and when the door opened again, it was not the chaplain.

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow," he said, and grasped the girl's hand. "I believe I'll call you ... leverage."

Comments

[immortal-jedi.livejournal.com]

heh. Yeah, that's Jack alright. Nicely done.

[were-lemur.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Jack's not one to let an opportunity like that one pass.