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Warning: underage (mid-teen) characters in a consensual sexual situation)
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Hermione found them in a circle in the Room of Requirement. Harry, Ron, and Neville sat, legs extended so that their feet touched, robes hiked up around their waists.

All three turned bright red, and tried to hide themselves. "Privacy," Ron hissed. "We required privacy." Neville pulled his robes up to hide his face, inadvertently giving Hermione an eyeful of exactly what he'd been trying to hide.

"What are you doing?"

"I was introducing them to the Muggle custom of a circle jerk," Harry said.

"The male Muggle custom," Ron clarified.

"I've read about these," Hermione said, "But I've never actually participated."

"That's because you don't have a- a-" Ron sputtered to a halt.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Planto Penisa," she said, and pressed the tip of her wand against the front of her robes. In response, a bulge appeared where none had been before. "Ron, Harry, make some room."

They knew better than to argue. Hermione hiked up her robes and plunked herself down between them.

There was nothing she liked better than research.

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