Doctor Who: Shagability Ratings

[were_lemur]

From "I'd hit that like Inspector Duggan hit the Jageroth" to "I'm not mating with you, Sunshine."


1: is it the leather jacket? Is it the accent? Either way, it's ... the Ninth Doctor!

2: the Fifth Doctor, because I had a baby!crush on Tristan from All Creatures Great and Small when I was just a little girl. Peter Davison's scene wearing only a towel is probably the origin of my collarbone fetish.

3: the Eighth Doctor. Yes, I know it's a wig. I just don't care.

4: is "David Ten-inch" justified? I wouldn't mind finding out.

5: the Third Doctor. Can we say "silver fox"? Though Delgado!Master would probably kill me if I tried anything.

6: dear Eleven, I find your lack of eyebrows disturbing. I'm sorry.

7: though he's "my" doctor, the Seventh Doctor doesn't quite do it for me.

8: though someone who will make you laugh in bed is a good thing, the Fourth Doctor might be taking things a little too far.

9: waaaaay down the list is a tie between the First Doctor (it would feel like having sex with someone's grandfather) and the Second Doctor (that haircut is a particularly effective form of birth control, and besides, he's Jamie's.)

10: unfortunately, the thought of sex with the Sixth Doctor really trips my triggers ... in a bad way.

Comments

[legionseagle]

With you all the way on 1. Partly, it's the contrast between alien and accessible; at once completely alien and someone who sounds like someone one might trip over in the local Sainsburys (and, indeed, on one occasion I thought I had, though come to think of it I once spotted the dead ringer for Daniel from Stargate in the flat-pack aisles at the IKEA in Warrington, so it may be just a persistent Saturday morning shopping-related delusion).

Oversharing

[evilawyer]

7: though he's "my" doctor, the Seventh Doctor doesn't quite do it for me.

Secret to share: I couldn't possible describe why (well I could, but there's a limit to how much sharing I can hand out or you can probably stand), but he does for me.

8: though someone who will make you laugh in bed is a good thing, the Fourth Doctor might be taking things a little too far.

But a voice like that talking to you, in or out of bed but especially in, does wonderful things for you.