Reaction Shots (Drabble Project, Day 207)
Jul. 26th, 2012 04:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
were_lemurAvengers, team!fic, all ages, not mine, CRACK!
For a moment, after Thor told Bruce he had a daughter, everyone was silent. Bruce sat frozen; it was Natasha who spoke first. "Shouldn't she be with her mother?"
"Loki is her other parent," Thor said. "She will be better off on Earth."
The silence was, improbably, deeper than before; it was broken by the scrape as Clint pushed back his chair. He strode out of the room.
This time, it was Tony who spoke up. "I guess that means you're officially hung like a horse."
"I got that reference," Steve said, and grimaced. "Really wish I didn't get it."
For a moment, after Thor told Bruce he had a daughter, everyone was silent. Bruce sat frozen; it was Natasha who spoke first. "Shouldn't she be with her mother?"
"Loki is her other parent," Thor said. "She will be better off on Earth."
The silence was, improbably, deeper than before; it was broken by the scrape as Clint pushed back his chair. He strode out of the room.
This time, it was Tony who spoke up. "I guess that means you're officially hung like a horse."
"I got that reference," Steve said, and grimaced. "Really wish I didn't get it."
