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were_lemurAvengers, Bruce Banner, Teen and Up for masturbation, not mine. The Other Guy is hard on showers.
Really, Bruce should have known better.
It was just that he woke up from a dream about Betty, the one where she climbed on top of him and rolled her hips just right, and he jolted awake panting, feeling the Other Guy clawing at his hind brain.
He just managed to get to the shower and turn it on full-blast, and for a minute, he thought he'd gotten everything under control.
The next thing he knew, he was sitting on the floor, staring up at the cracked tile walls, which were covered with a truly impressive amount of pearly-green goo.
Really, Bruce should have known better.
It was just that he woke up from a dream about Betty, the one where she climbed on top of him and rolled her hips just right, and he jolted awake panting, feeling the Other Guy clawing at his hind brain.
He just managed to get to the shower and turn it on full-blast, and for a minute, he thought he'd gotten everything under control.
The next thing he knew, he was sitting on the floor, staring up at the cracked tile walls, which were covered with a truly impressive amount of pearly-green goo.
