Doctor Who, mentions of Eleven/River and Amy/Rory, but really gen.
"And how is your father? All Ponds healthy and accounted for?"
"Still not a Pond." At the look of complete incomprehension, Rory sighed and ran his hands through his hair. "Let me put it this way. What if somebody started calling you 'Mr. Song'?"
"Technically, it would be Doctor Song," the Doctor said. "And since River is also a doctor, it would become confusing very quickly." He frowned. "Maybe 'Mr. Doctor Song' instead?"
Rory looked at him for a long moment, and then over to where Amy was trying her hardest not to laugh. He shook his head. "Never mind."
"And how is your father? All Ponds healthy and accounted for?"
"Still not a Pond." At the look of complete incomprehension, Rory sighed and ran his hands through his hair. "Let me put it this way. What if somebody started calling you 'Mr. Song'?"
"Technically, it would be Doctor Song," the Doctor said. "And since River is also a doctor, it would become confusing very quickly." He frowned. "Maybe 'Mr. Doctor Song' instead?"
Rory looked at him for a long moment, and then over to where Amy was trying her hardest not to laugh. He shook his head. "Never mind."